I'm picking up some delightful sayings from my Sue Townsend books, such as:'Don't get your pants up your crack';'Spoiled as a sailor's arse' and so on. I have just finished Queen Camilla.
Just had my 'flu jab. 'Are you having it for asthma?' asked the nurse. 'No, old age' I replied. She checked her notes 'My goodness, you're 68 - you don't look it' she said. So kind. Mind, she was wearing glasses. I hope it was the right jab and not something vile like Botulinium she has injected. We'll soon see.
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