Out in the Maghreb

Someone in a pub was recounting his story of North Africa.

He and his wife who was unwell had opted for a short holiday. On arrival they decided they wanted to smoke some cannabis (for purely medical reasons, of course!) and rather unwisely approached all the hotel staff, who were unsurprisingly appalled at this request. However he struck gold with a small old toothless man who visited the hotel and sold small items of jewellery and so on. The man promised to meet him and supply the drugs the following day.

The next morning the guy was sitting on the pavement outside the hotel. My acquaintance grabbed his money and went out and sat next to him. They both looked straight ahead at the road. He went to hand over the money and the man said 'not now, in fifteen minutes'then walked off, returned in a few minutes and said 'follow me'. My acquaintance walked through the bushes, rather concerned about being mugged, but went on into a clearing . The old man turned, and started undoing his flies, presumably to remove the secreted cannabis. However, instead the man displayed an absolutely enormous proof of membership of the male sex, while at the same time grinning and showing a full set of teeth. Shocked at this turn of events, the prodigious size of the male organ and the sudden appearance of teeth in a previously toothless man my acquaintance ran away as fast as he could, realising as he went that he had approached the wrong 'seller'- a complete stranger at the roadside. It seems the old man was equally scared by his reaction and also ran as fast as he could in the opposite direction.

The original toothless one came back with the necessary cannabis later that day.

My acquaintance insists the second man was an absolute double of the first, but with teeth. His wife was not amused.