And another thing - Madeleine kindly contacted HK since they had offered to pay me the £200 for just doing the work - they had previously promised it would never be broadcast, which is why I agreed to do it - and they said they would send me a revised release form and the money, including the extra £20 I paid online out of my own pocket for the police check they insisted on before I did the work. Nothing has arrived, of course.

Just sent them an email asking if their invitation was for a stand-in drink since I hadn't heard anything and tomorrow was my last date. Apparently my details had been sent to their 'celebrity wrangler' named Terry. Dear me.