Coke Fiend

Had a bath and washed my hair this morning and put on clean clothes, then started tackling the debris from last night. I was standing in the kitchen and picked up the large coke bottle which had fallen over - opening the top I managed to spray coke over the entire kitchen, my face, hair, window, sink, clothes, floor, walls etc. For some reason this made me laugh like mad. I shall now go and have a shower and change, then carry on cleaning the kitchen.