I should be fair and mention the young visiting slave - though she's not been around for a week or two - can't stand the filth, I expect.
I am hoping she will come back. She did buy me some cat grass, which was a kind thought, and a very pleasant pheasant feather, and has spent some time playing with me, which was fun. I don't wish to express excessive emotion over this young slave, but at least I feel she is making an effort to accommodate my rather modest wishes, so I must express some form of approval, or she might start ignoring my wishes, like the very tedious old slave. I cannot allow this to happen.
I shall impatiently await her return.